Nictionary

The ‘Nictionary’ is the dictionary Nicki Minaj has created to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.. step ya nictionary up!

“Everyone can use nictionary terms but warning: you automatically become a Harajuku Barbie & your life will never be the same!” - Nicki Minaj

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”

Alfred Bitchcok
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check
1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks
1: good head.

Balloon Boy
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.2: the oracle.

BarbieBerry
1: term for a Barbie’s BlackBerry.

Barbie Boobox
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
*also known as BBB

Barbie Detention
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Barbie’s Phone Number
718-SIT-URASSDOWN

Basement
1: the act of stepping one’s twig & berries / cookies DOWN. Opposite of “penthouse”, used when one is too cocky.

Been a Fan
1: term used to describe a cornball.
*when used in a sentence: “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”

Ben
1: a man with no car and money.
2: a broke ass Ken.

BFF
1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to Your Ken Day
1: one day a month when a Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
*activities on this day include cooking his favorite dish in a bikini, riding him like a cowboy THEN saying “it’s Barbie BITCH!!!!”

Chin Check
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

Copyrightin’ Infringements
1: Girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
*”I’m a dime you a NICCLETTE, lite skinnED PIGMENT, write my own shit yall copyrighting INFRINGEMENT!”

Doll House
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall
1: someone trying to shut your shit down.
*sentence: “word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.”

Frosty the Snowman
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds.

Gabbage Patch Kid
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

Get Off My Phone
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
*when used in a sentence: “Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!”

GBR
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Harajuku Barbie
1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall back” and when to “step his dick up”.

HB
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.

Powder Puff
1: a sad faced weirdo who pouts.

Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake
1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard
1: used to describe a hating ass WASHED up bitch.
*when used in a sentence: “Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!”

Tumble dry
1: used when speaking to WASHED up bitches.
*when used in a sentence: “tumble dry bitch!! tumble dry!!”

Waffle House
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

“When You Believe” by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.

Zoo
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity. Zzoooo!!!!!

100 Responses to “Nictionary”

  1. marcie says:

    wow… who came up0 with these?i love them

  2. casey says:

    omg! i love nicki minaj she is my idol,i guess but everybody say i look just like her lol but im serious doe.go nicki love yyuu

  3. alexx(: says:

    thee nictionary is greatt, im gonna usee it all thee timee.,,

  4. SHA says:

    I LOVE THEM ALL BUT MY FAVS ARE BAD BITCH CHECK AND CHUCKLES …NIKKI YOU DOING THA DAMN THING BUT I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU PUT THAT FAT ON YA BACK TO SUM USE MAMA. MUAHHH! ITS BARBIE BITCHEZ!!!!!

  5. Jazz says:

    Nikki is my bitch…… i love her….. sexc azzz…

  6. tammy says:

    I Am the bigest barbie fan n i luv NIKI MINAJ COZ SHE DA BEST HARJUKU EVA

  7. Tristdon says:

    Words to describe (Nicki Minaj]…she just a fxckinq ninja //qet use to it hoes:)
    matter of fact Im bumpinq Nicki right now.
    -iLovee Thee Nictionary !!!

    && p.s -Fxck Lil’Kim, Keys Bodymooree, Gloria Velez, and Lola Monroe:)
    //run&&tell tizzyie said this. It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!

  8. aniya says:

    ily mz.minaj hahahahaahhahaha best female rappa

  9. Tiffany says:

    I LOVE the Nictionary.
    Nicki Minaj Is The Baddest Bitch In The Gamee.
    I Dont See How People Could Hate Her,?
    Shes A Fuckin Boss, :)

    & I Aqree, Lil Kim Needs To Take Her Old Ass To the Retirement Home :D Her Shits Old News, Nicki Took the Spot :)

  10. young says:

    dick rider: used to describe all those on nicki’s dick. damn ppl dnt kno how to act. she aint jesus.

  11. jasmine says:

    i lovee the nictionary…

  12. monique vance says:

    ha yall is sprung true nicki fan long hair, no wigs, bangs but i got blonde highlights so to all yall strawberry shortcakes get of my nigga clit. (nicki voice)

  13. Alyssa says:

    young who eve the fuck up are u need to shut up wit ur Fire Marshall,Powder Puff,Tumble Dry BITCH.So fuck and all her haterz.

  14. Alyssa says:

    I love you Onika Tanya Maraj love u boo

  15. YOU HOEZ NEED 2GET A JOB CUZ DIS AINT CUTTIN CECE MINAJ IS WHO U AINT FUCKIN WIT…I MOST DEF LUV MY BYTCH NICKI SHE DNT TAKE SHYT FRM DA NEXT BYTCH AND I MOST AINT FA NUN OF IT DNT HATE MONEY 2LNG PUT AWAY YO RULERS DESE HOEZ CNT TAKE IT TIME 2PUT DA RICE IN ON DESE BUMMM HOEZ DISCUST ME…..ITS BARBii BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. excuse all mii haters kuz they lookin sides wayss

  17. nicki minaj says:

    i love all of yall to i want to meet all of yall but my producers say it is not safe because i have alot of haters out hear

  18. nicki minaj says:

    i love my haters

  19. Jahniece says:

    Nicki is and always will be the “bestest”

  20. OMG…….LOVE DIS IMA STUDY DESE AND uSE DESE FO DA REST OF MY LIFE NICKI IS A GENIOUS……….ITS BARBIE BITCH!!!!!

  21. Skittlelicious says:

    OMG ALL THESE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE HATIN ASS BITCHES GET A LIFE AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY BARBIE BITCH SHE’S GETTIN HERS WAT ABOUT YOU. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU HV NEGATIVITY AND YOU TRY TO INFLICT IT OUR WAY SAVE US TIME AND KILL YO SELF.

    TASTE MY RAINBOW

  22. tehera says:

    strawberry shortcake

  23. jeyisa noel says:

    i live by diz every dayyyyyyyy luv u nicki

  24. REALHARAJUKUBARBIE says:

    cool songs on cd

  25. GasGhurl says:

    dhis isxz sum reall shit yo i used 1 of dh wrds lyk : tumble daht dry, Gabbage Patch Kid, Fire Marshall, and manii mre dhem r sum gud stufff 2ah use bout otha ppl lolsxz duecesxz Ms.Minaj i dhat bitch u noe.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Nicki I love all your shit. You go hard in so many ways…I know you have a lot of haters…but let them surfboard bitchs hate. Keep doin you my love. You are an inspiration to me in more ways than one. Your style and the way you cary yourself makes me love you even more!!! I’m a true fan to the core!

    Love You Bunchs!!!

    P.S. You are the sexiest female rapper out there!! ;-)

  27. babiie tay says:

    diz bit fyee..:)

  28. Lmfaoo! I lovee iht ! Why pplsz hatin on her? They been a fan! :p she da baddest bxtch! And the best female rapper!

  29. Allieboo says:

    Ummm iMean… Nicki M. iS DA iSh.!
    What More CAn You SAY??
    iLLest FEMALE iN The Game, RUNNiN THiS iSh Like TRACk!
    bROKE Bitches So CRUSTY These DAys! ( Lil KIm) YOU DISGust ME
    Dont BE A HATER all Your LIFE! be Cool, YOU had Your Lil Time of FAME let Nicki SHINE!
    hahaha, it WOULDNT MATTER ANYWAYS cuz SHE gone get hers reguardless!!!! Hustle HARD :) !!!

    Love YOU Nicki <3

    from YOUR Biggeset FAN
    -Allie The Ninja Airbender

    follow me on Twitter @318allieboo!

  30. Insane About Wayne . says:

    Omqq I Loovee Thee Nictionaryy Myy Favvoritte Iss 718-Siit-UrAssDoown .
    Baarbiie Biishh Ouut ,

  31. vickyd aka #1 nicki supporta udonknow says:

    i coulda sworn it wuz pinkle juice :\ jus sayen <3

  32. desybooh says:

    i would hate to be a strawberry shortcake

  33. Nicole says:

    Omg dats barbiesh luv ya!!!

  34. KELSEA says:

    THATS THE ONLY WORDS I USE .NA I GOT MOR

  35. abby bad barbie says:

    wow nicki you are amazing i love your work and i could swear and say im your biggest fan but i know there are barbies out there that love you too…… your rymz are sick…. flow sick…. lovin ken barbz….. we pray top the lord nyea we hopeful… yall shuld be grateful… yuea they with us……… abby bad barbie….. ITS BARBIE BITCH……. im out

  36. bre says:

    No matter who says I AM DAA BIGGEST NICKI FAN I friggin look her up every day like nobodies buisness and my mom made custom made posters for me!!!!! Yah ands shirts and wristbands barbie necklace and earrings and such and ya knno I am one of her barbies!!!

  37. Jleena says:

    Suggestion~

    LLTHB- 1. Long Live The Harajuku Barbie’s

  38. Brittany says:

    Omg . I’m In Love With This ! Deffinatly Gonna Be Using This More Often . Especially For Those Surfboards Out There !

  39. melanie says:

    wow, i was just looking for some info on her and if ound it

  40. melanie says:

    lol this is for spanish so i cant enter it all… lol doing a report on her! :0

  41. monique says:

    I LOVE NICKI SHES THE BEST FEMALE RAPER

  42. niya says:

    like drake said the baddest chick in the f lil kim she aint doin but hatin so she can sit down hatin on who? that b….. been a fan!

  43. Ken hardin says:

    WACK BUT I CANT COMPLAIN I MUST SAY THIS IS PRETTY IMPRESSIVE ……… NIKKI ALL THE BEST WITH NICTIONARY

  44. kk says:

    i love you nicki

  45. Melissa says:

    I luv nicki go girl I make up my own words to bbb bad bitch beware lol

  46. pinkfriday69 says:

    O.M.G I LOVE THESE WORDS AND I AM SO GONNA USE THEM !! GOD BLESS YOUR AWESOMENESS HB <3

  47. THUGGIN OL' BARBIE says:

    DEIS DHA SH#T IF YHU DNT KN DHA WORDS BAYYBEE I FELL BAD (NOT)

  48. MyBarbie says:

    All you HB hatin strawberry shortcakes can TUMBLE DRY

  49. Mike says:

    Are you people retarded.that shit is not even english AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay, what the fuck is that????? It’s barbie bitch!!!!!!!!! Lol zzooo =-O

  50. kanai says:

    i love onika like crazy even dow i dont want 2 b a rapper when i grow up love muah:* muah:*

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