Nictionary

The ‘Nictionary’ is the dictionary Nicki Minaj has created to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies.. step ya nictionary up!

“Everyone can use nictionary terms but warning: you automatically become a Harajuku Barbie & your life will never be the same!” - Nicki Minaj

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay
1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”

Alfred Bitchcok
1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check
1: when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks
1: good head.

Balloon Boy
1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.2: the oracle.

BarbieBerry
1: term for a Barbie’s BlackBerry.

Barbie Boobox
1: a device out of which the Barbie’s “fetch” music is played from.
*also known as BBB

Barbie Detention
1: when the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.
*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.
*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice
1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers
1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.
2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.

Barbie’s Phone Number
718-SIT-URASSDOWN

Basement
1: the act of stepping one’s twig & berries / cookies DOWN. Opposite of “penthouse”, used when one is too cocky.

Been a Fan
1: term used to describe a cornball.
*when used in a sentence: “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”

Ben
1: a man with no car and money.
2: a broke ass Ken.

BFF
1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie
1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to Your Ken Day
1: one day a month when a Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.
*activities on this day include cooking his favorite dish in a bikini, riding him like a cowboy THEN saying “it’s Barbie BITCH!!!!”

Chin Check
1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles
1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

Copyrightin’ Infringements
1: Girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.
*”I’m a dime you a NICCLETTE, lite skinnED PIGMENT, write my own shit yall copyrighting INFRINGEMENT!”

Doll House
1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.

Dolly Lama
1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.
2: a problem solver.
3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch
1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes. *Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall
1: someone trying to shut your shit down.
*sentence: “word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.”

Frosty the Snowman
1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds.

Gabbage Patch Kid
1: a bust down
2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

Get Off My Phone
1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.
*when used in a sentence: “Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!”

GBR
1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Harajuku Barbie
1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken
1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall back” and when to “step his dick up”.

HB
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK
1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!!
1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse
1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.

Powder Puff
1: a sad faced weirdo who pouts.

Step Your Scotty Up
1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics/lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake
1: a broke bitch
2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin
1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard
1: used to describe a hating ass WASHED up bitch.
*when used in a sentence: “Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!”

Tumble dry
1: used when speaking to WASHED up bitches.
*when used in a sentence: “tumble dry bitch!! tumble dry!!”

Waffle House
1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

“When You Believe” by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey
1: our official THEME song.

Zoo
1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.
*can only be said with extreme intensity. Zzoooo!!!!!

86 Responses to “Nictionary”

  1. Dae`Trice says:

    these are sooooo goooddd

  2. Purple-StaR-Lewinsky says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I love this hahaha now I can say I’m an offical Barb………………… It’s Barbie Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch…….So proud of Nicki love her soooooooo fucking much!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. kiki says:

    lov da nictionary,now im an official Harajuku Barbie for eva now

  4. Micki Thee Ninjaa/ItsMartha_Bihh says:

    Omgee i been a barbiee bhudd now i can expand my barbiee vocab Soo Hypee Likee Bhuddd anyway nicki i lovee U Soo Much And Guyss Yess Being A Harajuku Barbiee Will be Till i diee #TeamNicki YAY !!!! Follow Me on Twitter-@ItsMartha_Bihh

  5. Kanesha Medema says:

    I understand why the Lord sent my family under your pastoral care thank you for being attentive to the voice of God.Wonder how many church leaders would recognize Jesus if he stood before them today, similarly to the pharisees who missed the holy visitation as the long awaited one walked among them?

  6. Jay says:

    She been a fan, Its barbie biatch!!!!…. Officialy a barbie nw

  7. latisha my niggas says:

    hay what up nicki omg i tried to go to the mindless behavior concert at the landing i might go i dont know who can take me though but i rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaannnnnnnntttttt too goooooo soooooooooooooooooooooo badley

  8. latisha my niggas says:

    nicki can u come to my b-day party pppppppppppplllllllllllllllleeeeeaaaasseeee

  9. latisha my niggas says:

    oooommmmmggg black barbie iiiiiiiiii am yo biggest fan like evah bruh strait g stuff doe

  10. latisha my niggas says:

    iiiii chimpanzeees is hating but i take it all in sile put her in a jungle wid bananas on the side3 told u they revive u but fuck somebody lied i aint talkin poetry when i say dis chickens ffrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeddddd asnyway britney y they so steamed couse u teamed up with me tell im yo son yea tell um immma pixy annyway transpotile whats that i dont no thats tranpotile sniff sniff cry i done staiged yo hole intire fuckin life oo u got the test resoltes i done balled all day to test the courts what u tired u need a brake use a hot wing make you latee

  11. latisha my niggas says:

    itts britney biaaatch im nicki manaj an thats kesha

  12. NICOLEMARAJ says:

    NICKI WILL U COME TO MY 15th B-DAY ON SEPTEMBER 19, OF 2012, OR WEN EVER U CAN PLZZZZZZZZZZ I MUTHAFUCKIN LOVE U NICKI

  13. jana minaj says:

    lol nicki bff:barbie for fuckinever i love you nicki i love all your songs
    best
    fave songs
    ———-
    1.super bass
    2.still i rise
    3.boss
    4.fly
    5.moment 4 life
    6.romans revenge
    7.did it on them

  14. woop says:

    i know thats pussy’s tighhhhttttt!!!

  15. Elwanda Zell says:

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  16. Pierre Nawda says:

    Every single day I purchase up and appear from the Forbes set of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, Time passes to work.

  17. Theola Lamontagne says:

    Compliments for this post, I am glad I noticed this website on yahoo.

  18. jeremy wallace says:

    dat shit is “fetch” Zzzzooooooo!

  19. princesa says:

    funny shyt maan i love these . . . imaa be using some of these now shyt lol

  20. Kirstenn says:

    ii thinkk ii’m readyy to becomee a Harajuku Barbie (:

  21. Barbie Charizma says:

    NICKI I LUUUV U SO MUCH GOOD LUCK ON MORE THIS CONGRATZ N HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!I LUV U SOOOOO MUCH N THANX FOR BEING DIFFERENT!!!!!N CREATIVE!!!

  22. keke says:

    LMMFAO… dis shit gotta barbie rollin

  23. Lily Bills says:

    NICKI,em proud to be ur fan.ur nictionary is really cool and its helping me i love u Nicki n I know em now aa full BARBIE.barbie for fuckinever

  24. barbieee says:

    Nicki you, are my inspiration !!

  25. nicki minaj4eva says:

    nicki u da badest chick eva…….r-r-rroger dat i love all ur songss i am such aa huge fan…..u inspire me every day cuz u sso wild and fun and different i love tht bout u it makes me feel lyke u don’r have too follow all the tyme u gotta lead ur thang tuuu… barbie..OUT!!!

  26. nicki minaj4eva says:

    knowing tht u a carbbean girl lyke rihana we three have sum in common…i luv u nicki….b-b-b-barbie OUT

  27. kanai says:

    im gonna hve 2 use dis stuff

  28. Terreah smith says:

    Lol nicki crazy I luv her!!!!!! “Ackorgiddyway itches orgiddybay” I’m have to use this for sum of these bum bitches!hahahahahaha

  29. IT'Z MILLIE BYTCH says:

    OOOOOMMMMGGGG,,,ALL OFF DYZZ STUFF IZZ FIRE JUSS KNO IMM BOUTAH USE ITTH ALL LOL….NAYWAYZZ LUVVH YAH NICKI MINAJ……IGOT ROMAN’S REVENGE BUMPIN RYTE NOW;D
    #MILLIE SIGNIN-OFF***

  30. Nickii_Cholee_BaddBitchh says:

    Ughh Goodaamm Bitchh Wtff Cantt Yhu Stopp Beingg So Damnn Despratee??Barbies Dntt Do Thatt Theyy Justt Waitt…Noww Imaa BaddBitchh…WHENN I WANN SOMETHINN I GO FOR ITT BITCH!!!! RIHHH NICKI???

  31. Kari Kohler says:

    This is extremely ignorant. It depresses me to know that people actually look up to this stupid bitch.

  32. Maddieeeeeeeeee says:

    Hi……………….. It’s Barbie, ****!!!!!!!! Lol Barbie Out!!!!

  33. Nicki Minaj says:

    OMG Thanks to all my bitched your the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  34. Nicki Minaj says:

    yalll here is my number so in akron ohio i got phones from every where lol 2345257069

  35. 'Smillin barbie says:

    ‘som of dse qirlss ik are narondon! dem dusty ahh hoes benn a fan! bff.ily nicki! . ihts Barbie bitchhhhhhhhhh! .

  36. young barbie says:

    I LUV YOU SO MUCH BUT IM TIERD OF SURFBORAD’S SHE BEN A FAN ITS BARBIE BITCHHHH

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